|
Back in the day, GrapeNuts and I were pretty close. Something very few people know is he has a son. He doesn't talk much about him, I don't know why.
One day at school, the teacher had a few minutes left at the end of the class and asked if any of the students had any questions, of any kind, that they needed an answer to. Billy (GrapeNut's boy) raised his hand and the teacher said, "Ok, Billy, what is your question?"
Billy replied, "Well teach, I've been hearing a lot lately about a thing called a penis, do you know what that is?".
The teacher got a little flummoxed and finally stuttered out, "That is probably something that you should ask your father."
So, Billy went home and that night after dinner he went up to GrapeNuts and said "Dad, I asked my teacher and she said I should probably ask you. I have been hearing a lot lately about a thing called a penis, do you know what that is?"
GrapeNuts looked at his son proudly, stood up, unzipped his pants and pulled out his member and said, "Billy, this is a penis, and furthermore, it is a perfect penis."
Billy was like "cool, thanks".
The next day he was walking to school and his friend Bobby ran up. Bobby asked Billy, "Well, diod you find out what a penis is?".
Billy looked at Bobby proudly and said "Yeah", he then unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and said "Bobby, this is a penis and furthermore, if it was 2 inches shorter it would be a perfect penis".
(I'm here all week folks, please make sure to tip the servers) ;p
__________________
All cookies cleared!
|