Originally Posted by baddog

I have been to the supermarket three times in the 36 hours.

Thursday night around 10 - pretty empty as far as people were concerned, no TP available. I was walking Buddy so not prepared for "shopping"; I grabbed a candy bar and figured I would return in the morning.

Friday morning, around 10 or 11 - parking lot was so packed I said screw it; will return Friday night.

Friday night around 10:30 - store normally closes at midnight but they had a sign up saying they would close at 11. I walk inside and the line for self-serve checkout was at least 30 minutes long; I decide I am not that desperate.

The security guard directs me to a bunch of flowers she is standing by and asks if I want $15. Turns out, someone attempted to bribe her to get cuts in line; she couldn't take the money so told me to; I did.

I think she really likes Buddy.