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CurrentlySober · 03-24-2020, 05:58 AM

So, my doorbell goes, and I cautiously answer it. Not expecting anyone to call, as we are all supposed to be on lockdown and only leaving the house for essential purposes. Two people are standing on my doorstep, virtually inside my house...

"We here to tell you about the Lord's message sir, in these difficult times" they say... The are holding 'Watchtower' literature, and are clearly Jehovah's Witnesses. My first thought is "What about the CoronaVirus?" Meaning why are you out and about, and coming and standing so close to me when we are supposed to limiting ALL contact to an absolute minimum. So I ask them that. and they reply, pretty much word for word what I will type below...

Well we are here to tell you that CoronaVirus is God's punishment to the world for not believing in him. If you believe in him, you cannot get sick! We are true believers, so we cannot infect you, or be infected by you. So you are safe to talk with us, and if you accept God into your life, you too can be safe and free of worry in these difficult times...

I slammed the door closed. Mental Fucking Illness or waht?

03-24-2020, 05:58 AM
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,552	SERIOUS POST: You couldn't make this up - They have an answer for EVERYTHING !!! So, my doorbell goes, and I cautiously answer it. Not expecting anyone to call, as we are all supposed to be on lockdown and only leaving the house for essential purposes. Two people are standing on my doorstep, virtually inside my house... "We here to tell you about the Lord's message sir, in these difficult times" they say... The are holding 'Watchtower' literature, and are clearly Jehovah's Witnesses. My first thought is "What about the CoronaVirus?" Meaning why are you out and about, and coming and standing so close to me when we are supposed to limiting ALL contact to an absolute minimum. So I ask them that. and they reply, pretty much word for word what I will type below... Well we are here to tell you that CoronaVirus is God's punishment to the world for not believing in him. If you believe in him, you cannot get sick! We are true believers, so we cannot infect you, or be infected by you. So you are safe to talk with us, and if you accept God into your life, you too can be safe and free of worry in these difficult times... I slammed the door closed. Mental Fucking Illness or waht?