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Old 04-03-2020, 06:43 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by 8pt-buck View Post
LMAO ^^

It's the same "No Contact Delivery" when packages are delivered to the house. They can leave it on the porch but what about everyone else that sneezed on it at the warehouse.

Ya gotta put on a mask and gloves / Carry the package into the garage / Disinfect it / Cut the box open / Make sure the box doesn't touch your clothes - It's a real pain in the ass.
I just hide in the bushes near the door and leap out and hug the delivery driver while saying thanks and trying to kiss them.... Well, they have brought me FOOD after all
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