HairyChick

New York wants hair salons to reopen without blow dryers. They’re worried that they will blow around coronavirus germs and infect people.

I haven’t been to my hairdresser for eleven weeks and I’m hoping to get there in three weeks. If Massachusetts bans hair dryers as well, this state will look much worse! Judging from home haircuts and dye job photos online, American hair salons will make beaucoup bucks after the quarantine is lifted.

Has anyone had a bad haircut or dye job since hair salons are closed?

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