I believe in ghosts in hotels though. I stayed in this really posh fancy hotel in London once. It was an enormous bed with really soft white sheets, and a fluffy white duvet...
When I woke up in the morning, I discovered that someone had taken a massive shit in the bed, during the night! It was fucking EVERYWHERE !
Now I know that I double locked the door, so no one could have got in, so it had to have been a ghost !
True story!!!
(Although when I tried to book again next year, to see if it happened again, they asked my name and address, but told me they had no vacancies !
Thats proof that they knew I was on to them)