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baddog · 06-05-2020, 07:41 PM

So I have a friend I will call Suzie, and Suzie has a new boyfriend. Suzie and her new boyfriend have sex and they use a condom.

The condoms they buy come in boxes of 12; a few days ago Suzie noticed that there seemed to be a few more were missing than she remembered using, so she asked her boyfriend about it.

He said he used them for masturbating and didn't want to make a mess.

She asked me, "have you ever done that?"

I said that yeah, obviously it happened a couple times over the years.

Suzie asked, "Really? You've masturbated into a condom?"

"Oh" I said, "I thought you were asking if I had ever lied to my girlfriend."

06-05-2020, 07:41 PM
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	There is a girl in the apartments behind me. So I have a friend I will call Suzie, and Suzie has a new boyfriend. Suzie and her new boyfriend have sex and they use a condom. The condoms they buy come in boxes of 12; a few days ago Suzie noticed that there seemed to be a few more were missing than she remembered using, so she asked her boyfriend about it. He said he used them for masturbating and didn't want to make a mess. She asked me, "have you ever done that?" I said that yeah, obviously it happened a couple times over the years. Suzie asked, "Really? You've masturbated into a condom?" "Oh" I said, "I thought you were asking if I had ever lied to my girlfriend."