Originally Posted by baddog

So I have a friend I will call Suzie, and Suzie has a new boyfriend. Suzie and her new boyfriend have sex and they use a condom.

The condoms they buy come in boxes of 12; a few days ago Suzie noticed that there seemed to be a few more were missing than she remembered using, so she asked her boyfriend about it.

He said he used them for masturbating and didn't want to make a mess.

She asked me, "have you ever done that?"

I said that yeah, obviously it happened a couple times over the years.

Suzie asked, "Really? You've masturbated into a condom?"

"Oh" I said, "I thought you were asking if I had ever lied to my girlfriend."