CurrentlySober

Nope, not trolling at all. Everything I say is 100% accurate.

However, you are correct. You won't find anything on Google about it. But let me explain what it is, why I qualify, and then I'll provide you a link to the official site where you can browse the 1878 different models of FREE, brand new cars that are available for me choose from.

As I said, you are right, they don't just give you a brand new free car if you are on first name terms with the staff at McDonalds. Hell no ! Nearly everyone in the UK would have one if that were the case - You need to work at it to get really really fat. When you are as unbelievably, disgustingly as morbidly obese as me... Its classed as a disability...

I'm basically a professional fatguy - Being fat is my source of income, because apart from the government paying for my housing, my bills, my utilities etc etc, and most of my food that prepared by the two NHS Nurses who come in to see me, twice a day, to tell me to stop eating and call me names However I get extra money from newspaper interviews and magazine articles about how to avoid getting as fat as I am.

Sometimes the nurses charge admission to members of the public to come in to my room and laugh at me, like a victorian freak show exhibit, but they keep that money themselves as I refuse to tip them... But anyway, that's my point - I have got so fat, I cunt do anything whatsoever, so its a disability...

And that's basically the scheme. If you don't have say arms or legs or something like that, in order for you to be able to leave your house and get around, the UK government will provide you with a car to do so in. Free Gratis and For Nothing You even get to choose your car from the 1878 models available by simply choosing off of the website... A bit like choosing food of a Mcdonalds screen or menu in a takeaway... Ummm... Getting hungry now... Drool...

But anyway, you choose whatever car you want, and it's yours, leased from new, for 3 years. When 3 years is up, you return the car (In ANY condition) and choose another car from the menu again for the next three years

During that 3 years, EVERYTHING is covered. TAX, Insurance, Repairs, Tyres, Servicing and even a breakdown service should you get stranded. The ONLY thing you need to pay for is the Gas.... And that's it - Zero to pay whatsoever - Thanks UK government !

There is however, just one small caveat which you will see on the website - If you want a fancier car, with lots of added extras etc, (Like I do) then you have to make a one off payment when you collect the car. This ranges from a couple of hundred, to (in my case) £3,200, which is a premium for having the fancy car...

Yet, I win again ! You see, I NEED to have the largest SUV they do (The X-Trail) as i cunt physically fit into the smaller cars, so I dont get charged that extra fee, as its a requirement for my 'Disability'...

So I get the car free, with all the extras free, and all the service and and other payments included tc, all for free, and as I said, the only thing I need to pay for is Gas?

Wrong ! I Win again ! Because I am so fucking skint, i cunt a4d gas, so I get a mileage allowance included, where they give me vouchers I can exchange for fuel ! Shame i cunt exchange them for food, but I'll probably find a way...

So anyway. I guess after reading all that you want me to provide you with the link, to the magical website that just gives people cars for free and then pays all the associated costs for them?

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https://www.motability.co.uk/

I have the allowance rate thats there by default, so choose your make and model and away you go What car would you choose?

LOL

Like I say, its fun to be fat in the UK

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