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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Feels pretty good but better when it's harder.
You know how it is. 
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Ah the ol' kindergarten switcharoo tactic! Good for you, finally growing up.
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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer
I don't have a dog.
I have a parrot named Diablo.
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When I was little, my dad had 4 parrots. 3 of them were awesome! One of them was a proper cunt that would peck fingers and draw blood.
One of them was named Mitoo, but when it said it's own name it sounded like MeToo! Thank fuck it didn't live to see 2019-2020 or I could have been falsely accused of doing the dirty on it.
Great name by the way. I wanted to name my dog Lucifer, but the wife wasn't having it.