I was out and about today, wearing my facemask as decreed by the government. In order to show my support for the NHS I had a rainbow coloured facemask on, similar to the one in this photo.
I noticed a man kept winking at me, and he followed into the toilets, came up behind me and put his willy up my bottom!
As you can imagine, this annoyed me because not only did he not ask first, but he dislodged some of the poo, that Iv been storing in my pants for safe keeping !
Apparently a rainbow mask means you are gay, and not that you support the NHS !!! Well I guess I must have missed that memo...
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