Are School Committee Meetings Boring? Jack off!
In my old town, during a school committee meeting on Zoom, someone put up a gif of a guy jacking off! The town is hysterical and the FBI and local police are investigating this.
“FBI, Westport Police investigating after school committee meeting zoombombed with sexual gesture”
They have reports of a guy ringing doorbells and jacking off while the Ring camera recorded him. The photo was so creepy as he looked like a serial killer! No one has identified him yet.
The people are shocked that this happened in a small town. Crimes like this are for big cities, right?!?! I feel like visiting the neighborhood and yelling “wake up, this is 2020 and NO place is safe.”
One guy had me laughing as he posted that “the meeting promised a master debater” and the guy misread the situation!
You need a laugh during these times!
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