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Old 09-04-2020, 05:46 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Who can donate?
Donors must:

Be local to Boston, Cambridge, or Somerville, Massachusetts
Im over 5,000 Miles away...

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Be able to travel to OpenBiome’s donation facility in Central/Kendall Square (Cambridge) and donate stool at least three times a week for 60 days.
I'm not legally allowed to enter the fucking cuntree !

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Be between 18-50 years old during their donation period
I'm too old...

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Pass a series of health screens that includes a health questionnaire, an in-person clinical interview, and a panel of blood and stool tests
Yeah right, as if!
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