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Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<