I had this one designed for me back in 2011, however with the weight Ive since put on, it would nearly triple / quadruple in materials, and as such would make it too expensive for the mass market that it deserves.
Detachable smokable play ciggy, pants that fill with shit ever half hour or so, and the gun shoots real poo... What's not to like?
Perhaps I'll get a range ready for next xmas - So all you lot can give your kids the gift of 'me' at Xmas 2021 ?