Originally Posted by King Mark

I think I just accomplished this.

Her tinder profile description: Single, doctor, looking for long term relationship, not here for hookups, doesn't want to deal with people already in relationships, wants someone tall, not into facial hair, want's someone with a career that is on the level of hers, wants someone physically fit, no smokers, not into tattoos, etc. High standards.

Me: Blank profile description, however: not single, likes to have multiple vaginas in the bedroom, short af, doesn't care what happens to you when I'm done, full beard, part time onlyfans pimp, fulltime forum admin + roadside assistance business owner (ie: nowhere near a doctor), smokes like a chimney, dad bod, tatted up, etc.

I'm new to Tinder so I swiped right anyway because she looks really REALLY good, she has tinder gold or platinum or whatever and saw me swipe, matched it and just left my house after a nice weekend of me hooking my penis up into every hole on her body. She's already on my snapchat asking for more.

I'm just a handsome (my mom said) confident mf with swag & the gift of gab 😎