First question, how would insurance know the urine or feces is yours? How do they know you didn't ask another person for fresh feces/urine simply to gain an addition $50,000 on an insurance accident claim?
What if the insurance adjuster finds out it's only dog shit and not human shit and then they get fired while you laugh and drink and party with your friends because you got $50,000. Then you pass them on the street, homeless, begging for soup and all you say is "get a fucking job bro".
Come on.
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