Originally Posted by deadbabes

I'm late to the party, but here's a few...

Would you rather feel like you had to sneeze all the time, or pee all the time?

Would you rather have a huge cock, that smells so bad, neither you, nor anyone else will ever touch it, or have a huge cock, that doesn't smell, but can't get hard?

Would you rather have a severe sore throat that lasts until you die, or a constant itchy asshole for the rest of your life?

Would rather have a love affair with Jessica Alba, but no will will ever find out,or an affair with an extremely ugly person that everyone knows about?

Would you rather vomit 3 times per day, with absolutely no warning, or poop 3 X a day with no warning?