Originally Posted by ruff

The first time I went to Switzerland, the hotel had a bidet. I had no idea exactly how to use it but thought it was a great idea and wondered why we didn't have them in America. I also wondered why boys are taught to stand up when they piss at home in the toilet. I guess it's so we can leave the seat down and spray piss all over the place. Must be some of that English hygiene we brought over on the fucking Mayflower. I thought we were the smartest country but how long did we wipe our asses with corncobs until we figured out toilet paper? And who's idea was that?
Europeans and Asians have been laughing at us for centuries! Jeez.