My plans include:
1. Wake up early and make a fry up
2. Get the kids to bring me the fry up to the bedroom while I sneak back in and pretend I didn't do anything.
3. Decorate the house with fairy lights and stuff.
4. Serve a delicious 3 course meal including asparagus tips wrapped in salmon followed by steak with roasted veg and chocolate sponge and ice cream for dessert. I bought roses for all 3 of them this year.
5. Get my dick sucked while watching a horror movie.
The last one probably won't happen.
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