Originally Posted by ruff

All right, this one time. I'm going to tell you all the big cock secret. This is the real deal and it works every time. This is my go-to for when my wife and I hit the sex club. There are two ingredients: Trimix and a penis pump. If you don't know what Trimix is, google it my dudes. You'll find it in Wikipedia. First you are going to put your cock in the penis pump and get it nice and pumped up, kind of like a warm-up thing. It's not important that it stays hard, just that it expands and relaxes the tissue. After a period of time, take that dick out, and using a diabetic needle, inject about .5 ml of Trimix. Google for a demo. Now massage your penis to distribute the Trimix and immediately return that puppy to the penis pump and pump it up. It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the Trimix to harden up your cock. Meanwhile, you are pumping that monster up like Godzilla and when it hardens up it hardens up big! And it's going to stay hard for 3 - 4 hours and I mean rock hard. You can cum and still be able to hang a wet beach towel on it. You need to kill the beast after 4 hours with sudefed or end up in the ER. The bitches are going to love your ass stud.