Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I got my false teeth for fee. During the final fitting I deliberately soiled myself... The smell was overpowering and I made a huge fuss about where could I go to clean up, and started pulling my pants down in front of the dentist and his assistant and everyone was so shocked / flustered / offended / Grossed out etc, that during all the commotion I slipped out the fire escape and disappeared. Then I simply moved house so they couldn't find me

Good times