Well I found this new public toilet they've installed... Waste goes into the black tank below, and really builds up... So, realising theres a space to the right of the tank,(underneath the urinal part of the toilets) I intended to roll underneath and hide !
That way I could enjoy the sounds from above (May even have a leaky floor - Bonus) and enjoy the aromas from the tank Id be in such close contact with...
It would have given me a voyeuristic thrill to think think people were peeing and pooing just inches away from me, yet the had NO IDEA that I was there !
But all good plans of mice n' men etc and no good deed goes unpunished... Turns out Im too fat to fit under there ! Bummer... Back to the drawing board I suppose...
