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*As Hitler is sitting in his office, he hears a voice in his head. "Hello, Adolf, this is God. I need you to do something for me."
"Yes God"
"I command you to kill six million Jews and one clown?"
"Why the clown?"
"See? Nobody asks about the Jews..."
*Why can't cops change lightbulbs? They just beat it for being dark."
I was going to say a gay joke, butt fuck it.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A Mexican can support a family!
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