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Old polish joke, translating it into english...
A bus driver is driving a tour group of Orthodox Jews to Auschwitz. Driving through the forest, the bus breaks down. He messes around in the engine bay for a while but doesn't manage to fix anything. The driver saw a house a few km back and decides to walk back there for help. He knocks on the door, owner opens.
"Hey, you've gotta help me. I'm taking a group of Jews to Auschwitz and my bus broke down up the road."
"I'd love to help, but what can I do? All I have is a small toaster oven!"
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