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Old 04-30-2021, 07:04 AM  
Grapesoda
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Originally Posted by k0nr4d View Post
Old polish joke, translating it into english...

A bus driver is driving a tour group of Orthodox Jews to Auschwitz. Driving through the forest, the bus breaks down. He messes around in the engine bay for a while but doesn't manage to fix anything. The driver saw a house a few km back and decides to walk back there for help. He knocks on the door, owner opens.

"Hey, you've gotta help me. I'm taking a group of Jews to Auschwitz and my bus broke down up the road."

"I'd love to help, but what can I do? All I have is a small toaster oven!"
like this joke, how do you fit 15 jews in a Volkswagen? in the ashtray

FYI you know why the camps were in poland? the german insurance industry was going broke paying all the death benefits on the murders Jews, so they forced the gov to move the camps out of the country. that way the jews were immigrating and not being murdered and the polices were canceled.
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