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Old 05-01-2021, 03:12 PM  
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I told you. You have a great sense of humor. I believe your parents are very proud of you, because I've almost died of laugh.
Well since you brought up my family here's one starring you as a little communist boy:

A delegation of foreign communists came to see a Moscow kindergarten. Before they came, the kids were instructed to answer every question by the visitors with just one sentence, "In the USSR everything is the best in the world."

The visitors came and asked their questions:

"Children, do you like your kindergarten?"

"In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" the kids shouted.

"And what about the food you get?"

"In the USSR everything is the best in the world!"

"Do you like your toys?"

"In the USSR everything is the best in the world!"

At that, the smallest boy in the group started crying.

"Ivan, why are you crying? What happened?"

"I want to go to the USSR!"

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