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Old 06-08-2021, 07:30 PM  
King Mark
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Originally Posted by ruff View Post
I'm going to postulate that every male has tried it. Men think about their cocks every 15 seconds until the day they die. There are just some things some men will never admit to. Like the one about measuring the length of their cock. All of us know that to the millimeter. "I've never measured it!" How many women have heard that? LOL How many men have stuck their dicks into a vacuum cleaner hose? The list goes on and on. Might as well own it. It's a magnificent appendage.
I measured mine. All that other shit, can't relate. I love my penis, not risking it's life in a vacuum cleaner.
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