Sometimes Reddit has some commentary gems and this one has me bursting with laughter.
Edit: Looks like the original thread was deleted by the OP. The OP was asking about what
they needed to wear and expect if they went to a Montreal swingers club in Montreal
Quote:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/co...t_club_lorage/
https://www.reddit.com/user/Throwawa...velr/comments/
It's Canada and even more so, it's Quebec
Show up in a plastic bubble with your own self-contained oxygen source and stay in the parking lot. Do that and the Quebecois will absolutely ADORE you, especially if you speak french with a duck's accent.
Oh and before you leave the country remember to abuse or kill some Indians, set fire to a Catholic church, kick a protestant minister in the head and smoke a kilogram of pot.
Also, don't pay for the compulsory Lysol bath in the airport and instead get the Dollarama brand which is located next to the government restricted access underwear isle.
NB: Everyone should also DOWNVOTE me to make sure I'm righteously punished for my commentary. Doing so will add meaning and purpose to your life.
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