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Old 08-03-2021, 05:38 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Thank you all. I had a really nice day. No Parties or anything like that, but I just lay in bed all day and shat myself multiple times

What made it really special though, was that when one of my nurses arrived to check in on me, early evening, I managed to convince her that as it was my birthday, as a special treat, that she would not clean me up like usual, but just leave me in my own filth, so I could enjoy it overnight!

She did, and so I celebrated my birthday in exactly the same way as I celebrated my first night alive on this planet, all those years ago...

By screaming at the top of my lungs, sobbing uncontrollably, and pissing and shitting everywhere...

Good Times
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