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Old 08-10-2021, 02:31 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by lezinterracial View Post
2 cars? You cunt afford anything? What you doing now? Selling your turds as NFTs?
The 7 Seater X-Trail was 100% free (Including running costs, insurance and fuel) from the UK Government, as a reward for me getting so fat. Details below:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...brand-car.html

The 2 Seater Sports Car originally belonged to a neighbour who died unexpectedly of a heart attack in his 50's (Midlife Crisis Car) Luckily, he didn't have any family, so I simply forged some pooperwork saying that he had given it to me the day before he died. As there were no family, no one disbelieved me
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