Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

The 7 Seater X-Trail was 100% free (Including running costs, insurance and fuel) from the UK Government, as a reward for me getting so fat. Details below:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...brand-car.html

The 2 Seater Sports Car originally belonged to a neighbour who died unexpectedly of a heart attack in his 50's (Midlife Crisis Car) Luckily, he didn't have any family, so I simply forged some pooperwork saying that he had given it to me the day before he died. As there were no family, no one disbelieved me