Originally Posted by grzepa

Comparing shit on hand to shit on asshole is a bit tricky because you don't eat with your asshole. In fact you don't do anything else other than produce shit and fart with that asshole. You may treat it nice with chamomile wet tissue or bidet and what not but in few hours there will be a stinky shit coming out of that hole once again....

Originally Posted by ruff

Assholes have many uses other than just a tube for shits. It can be used for sex, suppositories, taking your temperature, hiding things, a pivot sleeve, and crowd control. Don't sell the anus short, without one, you would explode.