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Originally Posted by Look Chang
But even when the asshole is shiny, farts still stink...  |
A tampon stuffed right up the butt will filter most farts. You can substitute a cigar for a Miami filter or potato for an Idaho filter. These are just solutions for a perceived problem. A good fart is a social warning system. Useful in subways, theaters, and other crowded venues where you need to increase your personal space immediately.
Then there is the balloon fart that activates after you have left the area, but perhaps I'm going too far with this...
Please stop me!