Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Why do we treat our assholes so poorly? If we got SHIT on ANY other part of our bodies, we would WASH it off with soap and water. But shit on our assholes? Hmm, let's just smear it around with some dry fucking paper! Makes no sense. If I got shit on my hands, I wouldn't just wipe it with dry paper towels, obviously.
I'm installing a bidet.