Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele

$1,600 worth of car repairs because my suspension was destroyed by potholes.

Any place with parking has nothing to see and places to see have parking ticket Nazis

A handful of museums and restaurants where you need to bring your own bottle of wine

Blink 4 times and you've walked from one end of the old port to its end.

The downtown core looks like a evacuated ghetto with a giant glass building in the center

Tim Hortons across Metro Papineau is a nightlife highlight because of all the homeless

Bars on Saint Laurent and Saint Dennis must be engaged in price fixing on alcohol & music

Blink twice and you've walked the entirety of Saint Laurent.. Twice more is Saint Dennis

Business is also hell because of government bureaucracy and Canadians don't have money.

Also never go to the hospital unless sitting in E.R is your idea of a great weekend

Police up your ass everywhere unless you're driving a new Jaguar, Mercedes, etc.

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However, Montreal is a great place for anyone that's into mediocre art, cheap
(and mostly useless) post secondary education, subsidized daycare, free abortions,
pink balls and far too much socialism.

I filmed more Arab and French (from France) women in Montreal than I did Montrealaise.
The Montrealaise tended to show up with an extra 50lbs on their ass that they forgot
to mention.