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I'm telling ya, man. Losers are always trying to tear winners down over anything. Today they are called soy boys. Back in the day they were called "bitch made". I think it's because there are too many single moms raising boys.

I can't even run through the streets shirtless without literally hearing at least 5 people per day muttering "showoff" under their their breath as I gallop through looking like a god-damned stallion while their women lick their lips and make involuntary moans wishing they were with me instead. I'm in a beach town for crying out loud.

This afternoon, as I walked home from the beach as an oiled-up sun-kissed Greek God, a man in his 50s said "I might as well give up" as his and his buddies' wives jaws hung agape as I strolled by. Why can't more men just accept defeat like a man or hang their heads in silence? At least some women will check their boyfriends and say "ya jealous?" after making some remark about me. What? Haven't they seen an adonis before? If I see a guy that's fit, it inspires me to workout, not like act jealous broad.

Even at the gym, if I show my skills as I drop bombs on the heavy bag, some punk or bird with a wimp boyfriend has to call me a showoff. I mean, where else am I supposed to hit the punching bag? I'm at the gym where they hung it up FFS!


Sup my ninjas