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Old 11-20-2021, 10:52 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Well that backfired spectacularly! Instead of the 'Dirty Bastard, get the fuck out' reaction I expected, as I loudly and proudly filled my pants with smelly, fresh runny shit, accompanied by a loud 'Oh Yeahhh!!!' (to ensure EVERYBODY noticed) instead they thought it was a reaction to the Covid vaccine, and as such, they couldn't have been more sympathetic and understanding...

Unfortunately though, this lead to me being taken to a side room, where they cleaned me up, and made me stay for a further two fucking hours for 'Further Observation'... I've only just got fucking home!




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Originally Posted by baddog View Post
Do they actually monitor how long you stay there?
Yep, but it's more of an 'honour system' than anything else. You get a card with the time 15 mins after the jab printed on it - So if you wee jabbed at 2.01 your card would say 2.16 on it. Then you are supposed to show your card to the guy on the door when you leave.

However, if you you just said fuck it, I'm off straight away or didn't want to show your card etc, then no one's gonna tackle you to the ground or come after you
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