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Originally Posted by Tube Ace
Translation: You made wrong assumptions because you thought I was just a wimp computer wiz and now you feel dumb since I proved your false assumptions wrong.
Again... post your recent photo as I did. What's YOUR height and body fat%?
I made this thread to try and motivate my fellow brethren to get into the gym or go outside and do some type of physical activities. You're probably the type of dude who thinks he's intimidating others by getting on roids and scaring people away from the gym with negativity due to your shortcomings in life.
You didn't dispute me calling you manlet because in all likeliness you are below average height, bald and looked aged from using gear and have no athletic ability outside of a gym.
You are jealous of men like me who naturally look like pretty boy male models or actors and have the body type most women swoon over. You likely have to resort to using homophobic slurs because of your insecurities when the pretty girl you want prefers a guy like me.
Dealing with jealousy and envy from other males and lesbians who can't compete with me is nothing new to me. I've heard I look like every blonde hair, blue-eyed Hollywood heartthrob since the 80's.
I have my EXACT ideal body type that I desire. I'm a strong swimmer, good basketball player, fast and powerful boxer, excellent distance runner and all around athlete. Like I said, I wouldn't trade my physique for anything. Anything I want to do, I can excel at. You put yourself in a box.
Too many juiced up body builders walk around like they can destroy anyone in fighting like this:
But this is how it really goes down in a ring with a trained fighter:
or this guy:
NEXT!!
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LOL.
I'm not a bodybuilder. I'm a powerlifter. All the rest of the shit you typed is just to fluff yourself up. You ain't special. There were 10 guys with your exact physique and similar height at the gym this morning. They probably think that hitting a bag every now and then will save their asses in a bar fight, too. It won't.
I'm jealous of literally nobody, but ok. It's funny that you raged this much when I pointed out that you definitely aren't 6% body fat. You're probably 14% or so, which is still pretty damn good, but since you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, you think saying 6% sounds more badass or some shit.
I'm not really sure what shortcomings I've got. I own some of the top 100 sites in our industry and have world records in my hobby and am happily married.
Maybe I should try hiring an entry level developer to make a crappy WP plugin so I can peddle it on a dying forum so I can be as cool as you.
