Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Frodo & Sam, Merry and Pippin, Bilbo and Gandalf. Always talking about how they love each other. Before Golum turned, he was a hobbit that killed his boyfriend because of the ring.

And even when visiting the elves. None of them talked about pussy. You know that elf pussy had to be tight. All that time on the quest, nobody mentions elf pussy? I bet the Dwarves tear that pussy up.

“Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!”