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Originally Posted by J. Falcon
You were drunk?
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Nope. I told a stewardess to fuck off after she was extremely rude to me. I had been sat on a faulty plane for over an hour and a half, with no AC and no drinks (Not even water) in the heat of the LA sunshine waiting to travel back to the UK.
Eventually we were put on an different plane. Still nothing to drink, as they were about to take off and still no AC on this plane either. I thought I was gonna pass out and have a legit overheating medical issue, so I removed my tee shirt and placed it over me, in the same way as if I was still wearing it.
A Voice told me to 'Get your shirt back on RIGHT NOW!!' like they were talking to some 10 year old naughty child at school and it just irked me cause I was in business class as well, and didn't expect to be spoken to in such a manner.... Had the voice said 'I'm sorry Sir, I know its hot, but I have to ask you to put your shirt back on' then that would be one thing, but it wasn't, so I said 'Fuck Off'
Anyway me and the wife were escorted off the plane by air marshal etc, and put in in a swanky hotel with unlimited room service privileges and no bill to pay at the end, so we enjoyed an extra night in LA and flew back the next day.
Switched to Virgin Atlantic from that point on, and flew so much business class with them, we were bumped up to first class on a couple of occasions.
No, I dont think it was 'cool' to tell her to fuck off or anything, but if they hadn't kept us on the first plane so long, or just offered a simple bottle of water, it would never have even happened... I wont accept people taking that tone with me on the street,. Let alone in an expensive premium plane seat...
Anyway, all good in the end, because the story got around some of the porn gossip blogs of the day (Mike South / Luck Ford etc) and that raised my wife's 'noise' somewhat to bring her to the attention of some people who had not yet booked her...