She used to tell me, that if I ever felt bored, or unhappy, that this little rhyme would help me feel better... She would say...
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Just stick two fingers, up your bum, and wiggle them around.
When you take them out again, you'll find they've turned a shade of brown...
They'll be sticky, and they'll be smelly, and they'll kinda taste like shit...
But if your afraid to taste them, just give them a damn good sniff...
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Wonderful, comforting advice, that I passed down to my own children, and I've now shared it with you.
Hope you find it useful, and happy finger wiggling X