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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?
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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Or, just order one from Amazon, then file a D.N.A. (Did Not Arrive) claim, and they credit you your money back...  |
Alternatively, find one of your neighbours who has one, break into his house, and hide in his closet. Later, when he is using the fleshlight, sneak out behind him, and smack him round the side of the head with a house brick.
He should fall off the chair or bed, release the fleshlight, then its yours...
Really, with so many simple, easy and enjoyable ways to acquire a fleshlight for free, with such minimal effort, I really think you should be ashamed of yourself for simply 'asking' on GFY... Use your initiative instead...