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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Travel with up stuffed up your own asshole... If they see it, just say your constipated.
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A little bit old-fashioned method, but still does the trick.
There's also the option to glue it on top of your head, sparkle some glitters on top, and yell that you identify yourself as an unicorn. Might even wanna start some drama during the flight by demanding a seat in the cockpit, to add that extra level of credibility you know.
Good luck.
