Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Dude, nobody who is genuinely gorgeous goes around telling people this.

You are still obviously a Cincinnati 8, good-looking enough so long as you surround yourself with the morbidly obese in Nowheresville, but would have trouble getting a waiter gig in Los Angeles.

You obviously don't know how to have a relationship.

You also obviously don't mind oversharing, so, if you had the kind of looks that win arguments, you'd be posting selfies on GFY at least daily.