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Old 08-02-2022, 11:54 AM  
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Originally Posted by blackmonsters View Post
Wow, you are slipping.

They can't say it in the ad; but you put poo in there.

Nah... No way can you fit enough poo in there for me to purchase it. I can (and do) just hold 5 times that amount in my hand or in my pocket.

I did consider it might be an interesting exercise, (Due to its shape) to consider purchasing it, with a view to shoving it up my ass, but its so small, Id just lose it...

Just makes me wonder how the design meeting went though?

OK, so we need something to keep pills in... What shape should it be? Ah yes, like a bomb, a torpedo, an explosive device... Fits in well with pills... Yes, that's it... What else? Lets make it break glass as well. That's a natural connection to make...

What about advertising though? How about a man, collapsed unconscious over a computer then photoshop our product on the table, making it looked like he has OD'd...

Good stuff, sounds like a plan, get going lads !
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