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Originally Posted by sardelkin
Have you ever tried to shit in your own mouth?
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Of course! I mean, who here hasn't???
Its like trying to suck your own dick... Its almost a right of passage...
Unfortunately though, physics and gravity dictate that I would need to lie on my back, and raise my pelvis over my mouth... Now, getting it runny enough to pass forward between my Cock & Balls & legs, ISNT the issue... But being able to bend myself over that far, (even with the assistance of a couple of volunteers) when I weigh over 650lbs, simply is an impoosibility...
Never mind though... That's what the friends I make in the public toilets are for - They do it for me
