Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

While it's great that they are promoting poo to the masses, why would I want to travel so far, for an 'imitation' when I have the real thing, right here, right now, in my pants?

A bit like fucking one of those comedy sex dolls, when you have a real willing female in your bed...

I dont have a willing female in my bed btw... But I do have a lot of poo, so swings n roundabouts innit?