How To Alienate Potential Clients and Lose Professional Credibility In Six Simple Steps: An 'alpha male' Guide To Product Promotion
1) introduce a product that does not support adult content on an adult forum
2) exhibit bigotry towards the respected, established owner/creator of a similar, less costly and more expansive product
3) make inflammatory allegations against others with zero proof to back it up (meth head, racist, liar, etc). bonus points for posting a random pic in a flailing intent to mock! when a mod removes it for whatever reason, post it again! remember: you're an 'alpha' and being an asshole is your brand. the more of a douchebag you are, the more people will want to engage with you in a professional capacity
4) have a meltdown and insult every member of the forum in general
5) display astounding arrogance as a rebuttal to legitimate critique
6) post baller pics of something that no one else has done (go to a concert, eat a steak, feed pigeons in a park)
you're all set! go get 'em tigers!
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Originally Posted by King Mark
Biggest/Quickest meltdown of the year award hands down, and it's only the 24th of January.
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lmao, I almost can't believe this thread is real