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Old 02-18-2023, 03:31 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Originally Posted by LouiseLloyd View Post
Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it)
I didn't have either set of teeth either in my mouth or on my person... It was a (routine) check for mouth cancer - Something that they do when you have zero teeth.

No signs of cancer

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Originally Posted by LouiseLloyd View Post
then go relieve yourself in the toilet.
I had already 'relieved' myself directly into my pants before going into the dentists room, which added to the hilarity of the situation, and raised a smile ot two (from me) to relieve the stress of a pootentailly dark situation
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